December 2009
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Watch out, Santa! You made someone mad... →
“Dear Santa, I am going to kill you and steal the toys from your workshop,” the child wrote.
12 Days of Christmas Madlibs
Twelve Holly Days
On the first day of Fart, Mr. Fart gave to me a fart-fart in a pear tree.
On the second day of Fart, Mr. Fart gave to me two fartty farts, and a(n) fart-fart in a pear tree.
On the third day of Fart, Mr. Fart gave to me three poop farts, two fartty farts, and a(n) fart-fart in a pear tree.
On the fourth day of Fart, Mr. Fart gave to me four farty farts, three poop farts, two...
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Talk to Yeti the Abominable Snowman →
Are you feeling lonely? Need a friend? You can talk to a Yeti the Abominable Snowman. You can ask him questions, make comments, etc.
Songwriter for Scooby Doo & Elvis Died →
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World's Strongest BEER! 32% →
Gamer Sues WoW for Ruining Life →